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CEO Dysfunction

CEO Dysfunction

Regular price $29.00 USD
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Are you in charge of your executive function? Is it dysfunctional? Is the electric meatloaf that pilots your fleshy skele-mech functioning sub-optimally?
Don't worry. That's normal...
For some of us.
Buy this shirt to remind yourself who's in charge. (It's the Dopamine).

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Unisex sizing, regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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